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So far ok. As they scan every ppl in airport before entering and leaving the airport. Since it's the outbreak of Coronavirus, we wear mask all the time. Do sanitize your hand all the time too. Hope this will be helpful to you

Just Dial it !

good way to get a divorce, YOU FOOL

Just get a massage and the right girl will do anything you want. The cheapest massage with no "extras" is 200 B or about $6 USD for an hour. There are dozens of massage parlors and probably not a "best one". With the hour massage they will give you a straight massage for about 30 min or whatever they they start touching you and talking you into more. Of course it costs more but it's all negotiable. If you don't have enough cash with you they will take you to an ATM after. Most of the girls are probably late 20's to 30's and into their 40's. Some may be older it is difficult to tell their age. Beware of the lady boys they are usually taller and more aggressive such as grabbing your arm and pulling you to their shop. I'm surprised your wife would let you do this but what do I know.

It varies where you go Phuket is the more expensive area. There are web sites you can go to to view call girls. These girls are usually more attractive and will come right to your condo or hotel.

bike taxi is cheaper but if you are more than 2 persons better take a tuktuk, its cheaper

There isn't any parking close to Bangla Road area, people just park on the side of the road. There are no "spots" as such. Most tourists don't take rental cars, but either use tuk-tuk, Grab app for taxis, scooter taxis of if you want to DIY then take a rental scooter. They're more readily available and much easier to drive than a car (although if you haven't driven in Thailand, I'd recommend not doing that in your first time)

I haven't seen any publicly, but might be available in some of the resorts there. Maybe you can call ahead and find out.

Yes you can, I wasn’t allowed too, because my wife was with me